20 cara untuk menjadikan roomate anda gila.

tertarik dgn note yg dipostkn di fb.hahaha heard some people already did a few of the listed.heck,if anyone's bored with your roomate,housemate,watever mate,try it out.see wat happens next.

1. Setiap hari Jumaat, pack segala barang anda dan bagitau kat roommate anda nak balik kampung. Selepas sejam, balik ke bilik & terangkan bhw takde org kat rumah. Unpack segala brg anda & pegi tidor.

2. Setiap kali roommate anda balik, jerit sekuat hati” horee…kau dah balik”. Lepas tu menari dlm 5 minit. Lepas tu, tenung jam lama2 dan tanya dia “Sepatutnya kau dah blah dah skrg”

3. Buat2 terjaga pd tengah malam, jerit kuat2 ” Tolong, kat mana aku berada ni?” dan lari keliling bilik tu. Kalau bilik kecil, cukuplah sekadar melompat 2-3 kali. Kemudian, sambung tidor. Esoknya, kalo dia tanya, pura2 tak tahu apa yg dia cakap.

4. Ambil marker, buat bulatan kecil kat lengan anda. Besarkan bulatan tu setiap hari sambil berkata “Dah merebak… dah merebak!”

5. Beli pepokok bonsai. Bercakap & tidor dengan pokok tu setiap hari. Selepas seminggu, bertengkar dgn pokok tu dan cakap “Aku tak boleh hidup sebilik dengan kau lagi” sambil keluar & menghempaskan pintu bilik dgn kuat…Buang pokok tu tapi biarkan pasu kat situ.

6. Beli pisau banyak-banyak. Tajamkan setiap malam sambil merenung roommate anda sambil berkata “Tak lama lagi…tak lama lagi…”

7. Duduk didepan papan chess dua-tiga jam tanpa buat apa2 atau cakap apa2. Lepas tu bangun secara tiba2 sambil berkata, “Siot betul, kalah lagi”

8. Setiap kali roommate balik, tutup lampu dan tidor. lepas dia keluar, bangun dan menjerit dgn kuat “Horee…!”. bukak lampu semula.

9. Pakai topi kertas. Bila dia balik, cakap “Selamat Datang ke McDonald. Boleh saya ambil pesanan anda…” Lepas tu buat muka bodoh, sambil berkata “Eh, kau rupanya…”

10. Kata kat roommate “Ada pesanan penting untuk kau”. Lepas tu buat2 pengsan. Lepas 2-3 jam, bangun dan cakap yagn anda dah lupa pesanan tu. Kemudian, cakap “Eh…aku dah ingat”. Lepas tu pengsan balik.

11. Bila roommate anda balik, berpura2 tengah telefon. Caci maki dan menjerit dengan kuat kat telefon tu. Lepas tu letak telefon dan cakap kat roommate bhw yg telefon tadi adalah mak dia. Cakap mak dia akan telefon balik.

12. Kalau roommate suka gosok gigi kat sinki, perhatikan sampai habis. Lepas dia habis, cakap dengan dia bhw anda kena ajar dia cara mengosok gigi dengan betul.

13. Edarkan risalah ke kawasan kedai/rumah kedai berdekatan rumah/kampus. Dalam risalah tu, nyatakan bahawa roommate anda hilang. Letak sekali gambar dia dlm risalah tu. Tawarkan hadiah kepada sesiapa yg menjumpai roommate anda.

14. Bila roommate anda tutup lampu pd sebelah malam, nyanyi lagu opera sekuat hati. Bila dia buka balik lampu, buat2 muka bodoh dan confused.

15. Duduk & renung roommate dlm 2-3 jam. Kalau boleh, bawa member2 sekali sambil makan kacang & popcorn. Buat macam tengah tengok wayang.

16. Masa roommate tiada, ambil deodoran dan sapukan pada seluruh dinding bilik. Bila dia balik, puji bahawa bilik berbau wangi. Lakukan selalu sampai deodoran tu habis.

17. Kalau roommate ada binatang peliharaan, spt kucing, offer utk beri makan kpd binatang tsbt. Cepat2 keluarkan botol gam atau minyak rambut sebelum dia beri persetujuan kpd kau.

18. Pegang & gosok-gosok rambut roommate anda sambil berkata “Rambut kau hitam, lurus dan berkilat la…Macam teknik rebonding…”. Sekali-sekala buat masa dia tengah tidur.

19. Mase roommate tido, bungkus dia macam kafan mayat (siap ikat), pastu panggil member dlm 10 bace yasin ramai2. bile rumet jage pakat2 buat x nmpk ape2.

20. Sebelum roommate balik dari kelas, bungkus diri sendiri macam kafan (siap ikat jugak) pastu baring senyap-senyap atas katil dia. Mesti dia terkujat sampai pengsan bila masuk bilik tengok2 ada mayat.

~quoted from pokgad.

its the final countdown

firstly,wanna wish both my parents happy anniversary.sori your son couldn't make it at Kajang on feb 1.his class which supposed to end at 6 turn out ending at 5.30pm.that's the earliest he could get out(thanx miss >.<).unfortunately,that turned out to be too late.*sigh*.dapat merasa satay di bilik jela.ouh2,thanx mum for giving the satays.it was delicious,especially the arnab??!hehehe no offense to people who loves rabbits k.we,the 5 musketeers of AC are just human.we eat anything edible lol.gracias =)

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2 dinners attended on tat week.first,STAD's appreciation dinner held for those involved with SMAC,Rafest, and also the athletes of IPTIM(fyi,meryem unal was among 'em.well3,wadya know hehehe).next was the post-mortem and farewell party done by my ohana.dah luah macam2 tat nite.hmmmm,one thing to say.i'm really gonna miss each and every one of you guys n gals.all those comment will be placed in my box of memories(gotta find it back after this huuhu).pictures will be uploaded later aite.xsempat transfer.ade problem ngan camera.

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kak d~!!!sori3 i didnt make it to KLIA.was waiting the whole day for them to pick me up.rupenye ade kenduri kat rumah wak.hmmm,tu pn xgi gak.sori kak.hopefully u've safely arrived there.im sure abg kerol xsabar2 da tuh menanti ur arrival ;).err,to my gurney friends,sori i couldnt make it.my condition,paham2 la.agak payah kowt nak men huhuhu.and to nad,im really,really,really100x sori i had to break my promise.kebetulan ade aral melintang.complicated day.believed me,if i came,hohooho u'll be surprise lol.i'll come for sure the next time k!

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11.59am: a sms came in asking, "where r u?".crap,no wonder i felt something wasn't rite huhuhuh.turns out,kosa n the rest,except maryam, were already waiting at U-cafe.got ready in an instant.turun2,kosa n basma were at the car park.hehehehe escorted all the way to the cafe.mo was already eating her lunch since she's starving plus sick.so xpela.as for me,there are benefits being an OKU ek?thanx kosa for gettin the food and drinks.basma sibuk sangat nak pilih makanan,xingat da org agagagag.sat at jejantas lak since maryam said she was on her way.weeee,ade org blanja minum lagi.perghhh,seronok2 =P.saw madam saadiah,her husband n baby.couldnt make it in time.fortunately,few of my friends did.nab tanpa segan silu gi kejar baby tuh.hahahaha.just remembered what mo and the others said while laughin."sharaf ni,klo pegi mane2,ade je pompuan tegur.contoh,tadi ade sister amikkan u serviettes .its like,hello.ur with us.u belong to us today".well something like tat was said.hahahaha sori kim.xpasal2 jadi mangsa keadaan.n sori to u gurls to.my bad k -_-".anyways,wanna say thanx for the great day.it was awesome and will be legend....wait for it...dary..hahahaha

p/s:thanx piqah n kim 4 taking the pics =).n btw,for those who have any problems with me,feel free to look for me.i'd give a damn bout wat u say.get ur facts right first people.

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10 feb.the start of the final battle for us 2nd year students.finally~!3 weeks and we are done~!!!!!UNGAS is not counted k since it is a kulliyah subject lol.good luck to everyone.may the force be with you agagag.pray a lot guys.your just a step further from leaving PJ.just hold on aite?(crap,speak to myself bout this huhuh).btw,wishing a happy bday to both hani and ain(enuf with the camps already gurl hahahah).may God bless both of u on this day =).ohohoh,forgetting one more thing.dad came last nite to drop me an aircast sp walker.new nicknames are given now.lets see,theres robocop,transformer,robot guy *easy sharaf,easy*.huhuh biarla.asal korang bahagia yek bluek~

alrite2,enuf for now.exam week,bring it on!!!!*slaps the face on both sides*.oww,should not have done that.

mum,dad,miss ya guys.doakn sharaf~

Family Day 09/10

"ya hadirin sekalian, mari sama2 kita enjoy Hari Keluarga MEDCY. dan seperti yang anda lihat sekarang, di seksyen 3 sedang berlangsungnya permainan teh tarik bagi sisters. mari2 sokong rumah sukan anda yang sedang bertungkus-lumus di padang. hohoho while watching, please enjoy the next song by Artic Monkeys with their song Fluorescent Adolescent.enjoy~!"

congratulations to all the committee in succeeding the event. well done to shake as the only head, naim and mira as the pc, nik n fateh as the successor of the SnR(guys,learn from this current bureau.not the bureau before).

a captain abandoning the ship is a captain not worth to be respected at all,especially for his own sake. the crew who worked they way through the hardship is the crew anyone would be proud of. no ship shall be able to sail the great seas without a decent crew with a great captain above.

huahuahua, so its been a week since the incident. life on campus for the past 2 days have change. every where i go, people seem to stop & stare as if im like a walking muzium artifact. peeps, im just a guy walking with crutches. feel free to pass by anytime. you dont have to slow down because of me. aiya -_-"..

alrite2, flashback. lets go back to 22nd january. since we're almost leaving, its was the last chance to play on the same team with farabi (different kulliyyah mate), raziman, jimmy etc. and it was another opportunity to play against people of different skill level. unfortunately, rain had poured down causing the court to be quite slippery. even the early match between the girl's team were worrying. did remember during the night, alia fell quite hard, azri having trouble with the ball, fatin the KKM had trouble in her position, mas slipping. somehow, deep inside me, something was bugging me. a hunch maybe. and gawd, it had to be true >_<. nothing during the sister's match aite. it all started when the brother's came on the court. first few minutes were ok UNTIL, jeng jeng jeng. lets express it like a real commentator aite? heheeh. that'll be quite interesting.

"Arion has the ball. they're breaking into PJ's half. Raziman and Sharaf are pressuring the guard, trying to intercept any passes made. Arion makes a pass deep inside the 3-point line. he's free to shoot! Sharaf's runs back. he jumps! Arion shoots! the ball.its.its.its..." (alrite,so i can't recall what happened to the ball. lets skip that part shall we? =P) "owwww, looks like Sharaf is down. Andy, mind telling us what had just happened down there on the court? well Tom, its seems that when he jumped to stop that shot, his right foot seem to slipped. unfortunately, what broke his fall was his right ankle, supporting all that weight during impact. looks like he's out for the rest of the game. back to you." so you get the picture rite? anyhow, thanx to bro fadzil and irfan for rushing me to PPUM. X-ray came back clean. no fracture nor broken bones. just some swelling which isnt that big. then we went back to AC. took 5 guys to carry me up to the second floor as if i was a corpse or something lol. gratitudes to farabi, farisham, zul, irfan & a first year who was buzy playing futsal. before i forget, i became the patient for 2 people who'll im sure end up as great doctors. round of applause to Dr. Farisham & Dr. Farhan for setting up the hanging thingy, taking care of me. basically what a nurse should do for a patient.but they did one hell of a job. siap berjaga malam tuh~wahahahaha.alhamdulillah

so lets get to the real deal. my ankle was still swollen and some parts are blue in colour. even my toes were getting bigger. went to PPUM, they said i'll only get to see the orthopedic by next week. so i ended up being in Kg Baru. one of the nurses saw my leg and said, "eeeee, bulatnye!"*groan while looking at her*. the orthopedic examined me for a while, saying bout parts which i dont know myself. gave me crutches. did an MRI. long day at the hospital huhuhu. results came in on tuesday. mom came back in the afternoon so i asked her whether dad told her the results. she was smiling and said, "haaa, putus2. kena operate," or something like that. i thought she was kidding. bad news was, she wasnt. dad came back before maghrib and said 2 of my ligaments or tendon, but i think ligament kowt, was koyak/putus. grade 3! adeh! now he's asking other opinions. if i do need to do surgery, in 2 weeks time. wait. 2 weeks? exams!!! gahhhhhh!!! bengong2. huhuhhu. relax, relax. bawak bertendang, jangan bertenang ngeeeee =D. ade hikamh di sebalik semua. as shake said to me, "Allah takkan uji kalo x mampu..maknenye mampu la tuh..bukan semua org dpt rasa susah gini...kire betuah la ni...".

so hopefully i'll be able to go through this. compared to my brother's & sister's in the middle east, they're going through a hell lot of pain. what im goin through is like a drop of water in an ocean. He knows whats best for me. so suck it up sharaf! huahuahua. praying things will turn out ok. amiin...

torn ligament?

operation needed?

Gawd,for real?????

*sigh*

pls give me strength in these few weeks.

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why is it a good deed seems to be the cause of the scar within?hmmm.truthfully,hearing those words may be enough to destroy every strong till the smallest will inside.thanx for saying it again and again.

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Sesungguhnya hamba insan yang lemah.cinta ku terhadap Mu telah diabaikan.setiap perbuatan yang dibuat mengundang kemarahanMu,setiap kata-kata melalaikan diriku dari mencari jalan mendekati Mu.tiada cinta yang lebih indah dari cintaMu,cinta yang abadi.

2010

2010 came in the blink of the eye.many events took place throughout the whole year.some happy,sad,painful.u get the idea rite?anyhow,since 2 decade has past by,as one said to me,im still a kid deep within.wat can i do.i am me.whether i change or not,tats another question.who knows wats awaiting in the future.life is a mystery, a journey with unknown variables.the probability of knowing wat may happen next is a close as 0.000000000000000001.only He knows,not us puny human...

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a first time experience for a fellow roommate seeing me getting an asthma attack.Gawd,was he terrified.me?well technically i would love to see his expression.yet,since i was the one with the disease,i hardly can remember anything besides forcing my lungs to breath in more and more oxygen.sham was a pro handling this kind of situation.only this time,something different happened.as i recall it,he did say my abdomen stopped moving.literally stopped.wow,tats new for me,errr i think?who knows.just glad im still able to have my eyes open on the next day,though it did sux having to face a day of misery.ahh,wat the heck.

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MAIG,Rafest,MACFEST,FESTIVEN.loads of event are did/are/will be taking place during the end of this semester. in charge of publication n promotion for Rafest with Gaffar, was involved with MAIG to be among the committee of the explorace with sham ,kosa n maryam(well3,wadya know.turns out she was the head of explorace hehehe).yeah,many events.as for MEDCY,3 more activities are left for this tenue: trip to kuantan,AGD,n family day. as one of the SnR member said to me,"ape jadi ngan budak2 SnR skung nih??rindu seyh". yeah, i couldnt agree more.i miss having all those meeting,the havoc between the committees, the food after every post mortem. owever,i doubt id be able to be involved anymore.tough luck rite?hmm...